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October 29, 2007

Velodrome, Halloween, and Avenue Q

It was a fun and busy weekend.

Saturday morning, we went to the Alek Velodrome on the west side of town to do some track riding. First things first: track bikes are single speed fixed gear machines (no coasting) with no brakes. I took my Langster to the event. It's what I use for most of my casual rides, and it fits the bill.

The course is a third of a kilometer long, and the turns are steeply banked. It was unnerving at first - I was worried about either slipping down or banging a pedal on the surface, but neither happened. I only rode about 10 miles, but it wore me out. I was regularly pushing 21+mph, and I think I got up to 30mph on one stretch a time or two. I'll do it again, but it's opened up my eyes to some intervals I can start doing on my regular rides.

Pictures of the track here.

That evening, I went to a Halloween party and decided to try my hand at making my own costume. The results were fun, but very messy. There is a technique to making wounds that I'm still getting the hang of. Pictures here.

Yesterday, I saw Avenue Q. It's a R-rated musical with live actors and puppets, and it was quite funny. I recommend checking it out. Some good songs were "It sucks to be me", "Everyone's a little bit racist", and "The internet is great (for porn)".

Time to work. :) 

October 25, 2007

The Joys of Krav Maga

One of my promises to myself when I got back from Scotland was to start going to Krav Maga 2-3 times a week. So far, I've been good on that, and I'm really enjoying it. It's such a great community of all sorts of people. My partner last night is a traveling consultant doing "private security contracts and risk management" in "nasty" parts of the world. I felt bad for not being much of a challenge for him, but I got some good pointers.

I do have some nice bruises from this week, and in the past, knowing that I'd willingly go to a class to get pummeled would have sparked some unease. Now, it just seems like something normal. A friend mentioned that it sounded "too aggressive".

I'm confused by that. It's a martial art. It's supposed to be aggressive. I started taking it for a very specific reason, because someone might still be here if they'd been able to fight more effectively. My goal is to be better prepared if someone makes the choice to take my life or my quality of life (this includes the well being of those I care about). Yes, avoiding conflicts in the first place should always be the goal, but there are times when that's impossible. In those cases, you'd better believe I want to be as aggressive as possible and ready to do whatever it takes to win. Is that intense? Yes, it is, and for good reason.

I'll stop ranting about that, because I've been in exactly zero fights and plan to keep it that way - but it's good to be prepared. :)

I rode in to work today on the fixed gear. I bet I'm a good month to six weeks away from getting the strength to push that bigger chainring effectively, but there are some good rides coming up. In the meantime, I'm getting into a new weight routine and enjoying the weather. I'd like some more progress to be made on something in particular, but it's out of my hands and I can do nothing but focus on what I can control until that happens.

Hooray for being alive,

Chris 

October 22, 2007

Bike Around the Bay

This weekend was the first Bike Around the Bay bicycle ride, benefiting the Galveston Bay Foundation. My friend was the coordinator for the ride at Lyondell, who sponsored the event. Overall, I'd say it was a great success. There is a phenomenal amount of organization that is needed to pull off an event like this, and just about everything went off without a hitch. I can't thank the organizers, and especially Judy, enough.

The entire ride was around 145 miles, broken apart into two days of roughly equal distance each, and going from near Baytown to Galveston and back. Being so near the coast, the wind was a factor most of the time, but with the turns of the course, it was about an even shot if you'd get it from the front or the back. There was one stretch near Texas City along the beach where the wind was behind us and I heard someone yell something at me I'd never thought I'd hear: "It's a ride, not a race!" I was cruising at about 27mph and shot past a pace line. I smiled and shrugged, because it's fun to break the speed limit for cars on your bike (that stretch was capped at 20mph).

At any rate, we saw some great scenery. The first day was mostly flats (with one fairly steep exception going over the Intracoastal Wateray), although biking the entire way down the Boliver Peninsula got a bit old near the end. The ride through Galveston proper was relaxing, and I was glad to get to the Moody Gardens hotel at the end. I'd originally planned on camping, but my out-of-shape butt was glad to soak in the tub and grab a nap before the evening's festivities.

The next day was fun. We climbed the Galveston Causeway, the Kemah Bridge, the Fred Hartman bridge, and one other smaller overpass while coming into town. Oh, and I had my first real massage ever, which kicked ass. Oh yes, I will get more now. :)

I learned a couple of lessons:

  1. A few beers the night before aren't bad. More than that, and you will be dehydrated. It kicked in around mile 35 with some occasional calf cramps, and then progressed to full on quad seizures through mile 65, at which point my legs must have said, "what's the point? This guy isn't listening."
  2. There is no substitute for riding long distances as part of your training. The longest ride I've done in the last six weeks prior to this event was about 40 miles. That isn't enough.
  3. Riding a fixed gear bike has definitely made me much faster and stronger, and the core workouts and Krav Maga have also helped with stability and strength. That being said, rule number 2 needs to be followed. The last 25 miles of the first day were torture for me because of poor hydration and training strategies. Bad Chris.
  4. Mexican food and/or pizza are awesome after these events, but I should probably investigate sushi as an healthier alternative. :)

All in all, I'm happy. I was between 2mph - 6mph over last April's paces in the MS150, and this is without any real distance rides for training.

As always, anyone who wants to hook up for a ride sometime - let me know!! There are plenty of organized ones coming up, and there are always group rides to be had.

Look for pictures on my Flickr account at http://www.flickr.com/photos/superflyc/sets/ -  I'll have one for the ride up later today.

Cheers,

Chris 

October 18, 2007

Marketing Speak

The below quote looks like it should come from The Onion or an episode of The Simpsons. Sadly, this is real news from the Houston Chronicle. The dated pop culture reference and erroneously assumptive and buzzword-laden spiel are both sad and angering. Quit treating the news like pabulum that should be spoon-fed to idiots already. This makes me want to (figuratively, of course) punch people like this guy repeatedly in the head. Words mean things. Quit abusing terms like "DNA" to add a false air of credibility to something that needs "demystifying". Referring to these actions as avoiding "claptrap terminology" is the height of irony and irresponsible journalism. To "not accept anything as a given" is what reporting is supposed to be about.

I need to win the lottery and buy the island that will eventually become the sovereign state of Awesomonia already. 

 

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As an example, Neil Cavuto, the network's senior vice president and managing editor, speaks of a "counterculture" approach to covering business news. Other anchors talk of "demystifying" financial reporting and avoiding "claptrap terminology."

Such strategies, Cavuto said last week, are part of Fox's effort to demonstrate that its mere presence will expand the market for business news on TV.

Part of Fox's programming strategy apparently will be based on the simple notion of offering another point of view.

"We will challenge conventional wisdom and not accept anything as a given," Cavuto said. "There also is a tendency in the broadcast business to cover stories the same way, like a Rain Man strategy — here is the latest data, here is the market reaction.

"We will be very counterculture or counter the way that everybody else does things. If you look at our business shows (on Fox News), intrinsic in their DNA is that they don't accept conventional wisdom or, at least, debate that wisdom."

We are, however, talking Fox here, so it was no huge surprise when the first guest I saw when I tuned in Tuesday to Fox Business was conservative columnist Ann Coulter, a Fox News staple. The more things change, etc.

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October 14, 2007

WEAK

Already in a better mood after venting and reading this:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/10/14/gay.monsignor.ap/index.html

As weak as it is, though, it's not as weak as the attitudes behind why the guy has to lie in the first place. 

"A Vatican official suspended after being caught on hidden camera making advances to a young man said in an interview published Sunday that he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work.

In an interview with La Repubblica newspaper, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico said he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. 

He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity."

Vatican teaching holds that homosexual activity is a sin.

"It's all false; it was a trap. I was a victim of my own attempts to contribute to cleaning up the Church with my psychoanalyst work," La Repubblica quoted Stenico as saying.

Vatican spokesman the Rev. Federico Lombardi said Saturday that the monsignor had been suspended pending a Vatican investigation.

Stenico is a top official in the Vatican's Congregation of the Clergy. The Vatican acted after officials recognized Stenico's office in the background of a television program on gay priests that was broadcast on Oct. 1 on La7, a private Italian TV network.

Stenico was secretly filmed making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful. In the Repubblica interview, Stenico said he had met with the young man and pretended to talk about homosexuality "to better understand this mysterious and faraway world which, by the fault of a few people -- among them some priests -- is doing so much harm to the Church."

He said he had never been gay and was heterosexual, but remained faithful to his vow of celibacy.

Italy's Sky TG24 said Stenico had written a letter to his superiors with a similar defense. Calls to Stenico's home and Vatican office went unanswered Sunday."

 

Dear Sunday

I hate Sundays. I always feel pensive and melancholic and generally disconnected from the world. I wish I were in a place like London or New York where I could hop on some public transportation and go walk around somewhere, immersing myself in people and being anonymous. That's one of the things I realized when I was in London - iPods are much better for urban environments like that, where you can make your own soundtrack to a perambulatory first person documentary.

I plan on going back soon enough. Once I make a decision, I like to act quickly, which can be frustrating at times. Like now. :)

I went to the Montrose Block Party, née the Westheimer Street Fest, yesterday with some friends. The "festival" kinda sucked, but the company was great. It is slightly depressing to hear people talk about shared experiences and work in passionate terms. It seems like I haven't done that in forever. I've been my own team for the last six or seven years.

I'm nervous about next weekend's ride. My legs are tired from riding every day since Thursday, and while I'm pumping out some good speed, it's the endurance that I'm worried about.

Oh well. While I'm in a Sunday mood, there's a few "fuck you"s I'd like to throw out to people in general. Self centered people, go fuck yourselves. This includes people who regularly flake on stuff. Part of it's my fault for not cutting people off, but maybe I will start doing that.

I need to snap out of this. And cut some people out of my life, but all in due time. :) 

October 08, 2007

Back in Houston

I was really sad getting on the train yesterday to go to Gatwick. I'm sad every time I leave, but usually it's in the context of my cheeky friend dropping me off at the airport in Aberdeen and that's that. It's a different feeling getting on a train and waving bye to your friend as it pulls out of the station; the moment is stretched out, and the last few seconds when I could still see her waving and acting like a loon before I pulled away were the most precious and poignant times of my trip.

At any rate, London is very different from Aberdeen. The Tube is great, even if it's sometimes laden with Euro-stench and a bit crowded at rush hour. Decent public transportation is a good thing. I had a high level map of London and never once felt lost. There's so much to see and do, and I wish I'd had more time. I'll be back, though.

Getting to her flat from the airport on Wednesday was mostly simple, but I'm getting luggage with wheels on it. I felt strong and brash and confident tossing around my large bag while navigating the Tube. I felt weak and stupid and frustrated while walking the mile or two from the last station to her flat, switching arms and realizing that the shoulder strap was useless. :) 

That evening was simple; we met some of her coworkers at a local pub for a quick drink, then bought some groceries and I made some Thai green curry chicken with vegetables over rice noodles.

Thursday, I wandered around the city and met her and a friend for lunch at a Thai restaurant. I ordered the hottest thing on the menu, ignoring the admonishments of both my companions and the waiter. It was good, but not spicy. I won't deny that Asian cuisine can give Mexican food a run for its money, but being used to the latter has inured my palate to the British idea of what constitutes hot. :)

We met some other folks for what Louisa called a "sharpener" that evening. Near as I can figure, a "sharpener" is like a starter course of drinks. I guess the company was convivial enough to where we stayed for a second starter course, a few entrées, and dessert, all composed entirely of beer and wine. I'm ashamed to admit that we had KFC that evening, mostly because it fulfilled the requirements of being quick and cheap. The train ride and walk back to the flat were fun, but my plans of waking up for an early crack at London were derailed by the reality of my body's inability to bounce back from my overindulgences. I think "sharpener" might really refer to the sharp pains that were going through my head that morning.

Friday was another relaxing day. After rousing myself from bed at the crack of noon, I headed back into town, took a ride on the London Eye (the world's largest ferris wheel), and was about to go to the Tate Gallery when a gaggle of Storm Troopers perched atop nearby balustrade caught my eye. Lo and behold, there was a Star Wars exhibit right next door. Now, the Tate will always be there, and the Star Wars exhibit might not, so it's clear which one I opted to visit. Well, that, and I'm a nerd.

It was a great exhibit; Darth Vader walked right by me, and there were all sorts of costumes and replicas throughout the many galleries. It was a terrible place to meet a smart and interesting girl, but it was a great place to see R2D2 close up. :) 

I took a walk down the Thames on the Queen's Walk afterward, then had tapas with Louisa and met her friend, Ruth. Ruth is awesome, and she stayed with us (or really, I stayed with them) through the weekend.

I made some decent (if I do say so myself) smoked salmon, brie, and oyster mushroom omelettes with a fresh fruit medley for us three on Saturday morning, and then Louisa and I saw the Lord of the Rings musical. Yeah, I know, I know, but again, it's one of those things where I thought, "How could I NOT see this?"

The set design and costumes were great. There was one scene where smoke and gusts of wind were blowing through the entire theatre along with black confetti that looked like ash. The stage was a set of concentric rings that rotated and each was segregated into various platforms that could be raised and lowered. As a spectacle, it was outstanding. There is something about the immediacy and presence of live theater that can't be replicated in cinema. I'm motivated to go see some more shows now. Maybe not musicals, mind you, but good stage productions, symphonies, and the ballet. It's fun.

That last night in London was great. We were going to see some standup comedy, but ironically enough, we were stood up on the tickets. We wound up going back to Louisa's flat and sat outside, drinking cava and talking until almost one in the morning. I can't think that anything could have been more fun. Here is a great clip of the girls trying to do American accents: http://www.baronvonawesome.net/movies/LondonWR.mov (give it a moment or two to load).

So, that's the trip. I have some new sets uploaded at http://www.flickr.com/photos/superflyc/sets/. I'll be back soon enough. I hope to go for New Year's Eve, and who knows what else I might be able to come up with?

Cheers!

Chris 


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